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[battlefieldheart]

Oh, I have a list for this.

1. You could start by paying for the 'real treasure' you lost me. $199. I'll expect it at my bedside by morning.

2. Don't come to my funeral.

Comments

[worldsonly]

I don't feel that guilty.

Why are you so hung up on this funeral thing?

[battlefieldheart]

I may have had a nightmare about being present at my own funeral. It is bit of a dreary topic, isn't it?

[worldsonly]

I don't know, I've known a few people to arrange for it themselves. Depends
on if you were stuck in the casket or just a guest.

s2g I replied to this earlier fuck mobile

[battlefieldheart]

I was going to be a guest at my own funeral, but you wouldn't let me in. You deduced a bunch of silly things then forcibly turned me around, out the door, and shouted 'next!'

its ok, im just flakey

[worldsonly]

Thus sparing you the distress of attending your own memorial, obviously. Considering
I've also spared you the misfortune of an unpleasant evening with your ridiculous
date, it sounds like I should be thanked, not barred from entrance.